Top 10 Stupid British Laws

Here's what we mean this is form Lorla's blog ..##

Top 10 British Stupid Laws - Thou Shalt Not Die

It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament (27 percent)

It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down (seven percent)

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store (six percent)

Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day (five percent)

In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter (four percent)

A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a
policeman’s helmet (four percent)

The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail of the queen (3.5 percent)

It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing (three percent)

It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour (three percent)

In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow (two percent)

Hey, hang on, I live in Scotland, so how come I have to let every scumbag that passes by come in and use my loo?!! Is this what we get from the current Scottish Parliament or was it from the last one?

Anyway thanks for that Lorla - just what we are looking for in the ongoing study of stupidity